Santa knows if you’ve been bad or good — so maybe don’t threaten to murder him.
A boy named Jeremy has gone viral on TikTok with a letter slamming Saint Nick for not delivering one of the presents he’d wanted this Christmas, leaving viewers crying with laughter.
The video — which was posted last week — has gained nearly 18 million views.
“Jeremy was NOT playing about his Christmas,” reads the caption.
“Dear Santa, I am writing this the day after xmas and I am very sad I only received one of the two presents I asked for. Sense [since] you ate my cookies I will asoom [assume] that my missing gift was a miss take [mistake],” wrote the child before telling Kris Kringle he had one week to remedy the situation.
Santa, however, was not happy with Jeremy’s demand.
“Dear Jeremy, I am sorry you are disappointed with your presents. You asked for two very expensive presents and Santa can only do so much,” Santa wrote back.
“You need to learn to be grateful for what you have and not be upset about what you don’t. If you continue to complain I will have no choice but to add you to the naughty list next year. Santa.”
Jeremy, however, wasn’t intimidated.
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“Dear Fatty, Your threats don’t scare me. I played your game and you did not deliver. This is not okay. I will give you one week and then you will pay. Jeremy,” wrote the child boldly. “PS I don’t know why you that it is expensive when you have elf slaves to make things for you I think you are very naughty for having slaves.”
Santa then decided to teach Jeremy a lesson by taking away his Wii U.
“Dear Jeremy. You are being a very bad little boy, Because you cannot be happy with what you have. I have talked to your parents and told them to take away your Wii U,” he said. “Now you have nothing. Once you learn to be grateful, perhaps you can have it back. I am disappointed in you Jeremy. You will need to be extra good this year if you want to make it back in the nice list.”
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This action infuriated the child to the point where he made some pretty threatening remarks.
“Deer Santa. I do not like that stunt that you pulled with my parents. You are on my naughty list now. Be afraid you look slow and easy to kill. Enjoy your cookies next year because they will be poison. I hope you die Jeremy.”
TikTok users went wild after hearing the letters.
“JEREMY JUST MADE SANTA HIS HOHOHO,” laughed one user.
“Jeremy wasnt holding back at all,” quipped another user.
“Jeremy woke and chose violence,” stated a third person.
Some TikTok users slammed the parents for continuing to engage with their child.
“Lol god knows how their parents thought I mean, yes bit ungrateful but it’s a funny argument to have,” said a commenter.